Nearsightedness impairs one’s ability to drive, read, and make the crucial distinction between truth serum and chocolate milk. Guard your secrets with today’s Groupon to Roslyn Eye Centre in Roslyn Heights. Choose between the following options:

• For $40, you get $100 toward nonprescription designer sunglasses.
• For $50, you get $200 toward prescription eyeglasses.
  
  

Roslyn Eye Centre outfits peepers with more than 1,250 fashionable frames capable of cradling both prescription and nonprescription lenses. The staff of six licensed opticians juggles prescription eyeglasses ($199+) and nonprescription sunglasses ($119+) from Cartier, Tom Ford, and Marc Jacobs, which add flair to the face without gluing a bowtie to your forehead. A collection of youth eyewear caters to preadults with spectacles ranging from Fisher Price to X Games, and customers tired of getting pity-filled glances from eagles can load frames with single vision ($99) or bifocal ($125) lenses. Fittings last 10–15 minutes, depending on how many monocles the optician has to remove before uncovering the client's face.