The human body, unlike raisins, white wine, and the wit of Oscar Wilde, isn't meant to be dry. Immerse yourself in fun with today's Groupon to Saluda Shoals Park. Choose between the following options:

• For $21, you get a three-hour canoe or kayak rental plus a single-day park pass (up to a $43 value). Rentals are available daily from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m.
• For $29, you get an annual park pass plus admission for four to Saluda Splash spray ground, which is open until September 6 (up to a $70 value).
  
  

Saluda Shoals Park wraps its green arms around the serene Saluda River, providing a natural 400-acre playscape of trails, nature, and aquatic activities. Rent a canoe, a tandem kayak, or a solo kayak for three hours of cruising down a liquid highway (a $38 value), and utilize the single-day park pass (up to a $5 value) for a day full of exploring, paddling, and bartering with catfish. The annual pass grants a full 12 months of perusing the Environmental Education Center and Exhibit Hall, conquering hiking and biking trails, and gathering at riverside picnic tables for outdoor meals with family and friends (up to a $58 value). In addition, the annual pass includes admission for four to the Saluda Splash water spray playground (a $12 value), which allows kiddies to get a healthy dose of fresh air and sunshine while splashing around, cooling off, and recreating favorite scenes from Seaquest DSV.