Gym memberships come in handy when looking to hide from lovelorn couch cushions sobbingly insisting you return to them. Move on from hopelessness with today’s Groupon: for $39, you get two months of membership and six months of tanning at Covington Snap Fitness Center (a $249.95 total value). The $100 enrollment fee and $20 keycard fee are included within the total value of this Groupon, ensuring that customers who choose to continue a membership after the Groupon expires will not be required to pay these fees.

Snap Fitness brings its global workout focus to the Crescent City region, motivating fledgling flexers and advanced athletes alike with a personable approach and a plethora of high quality equipment within its facility, which is available to members 24 hours a day. Train for upcoming marathons, 5Ks, or underwater relay races on treadmills or ellipticals. Free weights are ideal for customizing a muscle-building workout, and the cardio TV theater keeps heart-pumpers up-to-date on the latest news or hard-hitting yogurt commercials. Tone limbs and torsos, then work on a beach-ready tan in the center’s tanning beds, imparting luscious glows and accenting pigments with virtual rays and actual shimmer.