Like fine marble statues, human bodies must be touched up on a regular basis lest their surfaces dull, their north sides moss, and their forearms fall off. Lavish your life vehicle with today’s Groupon to Solutions Skincare & Laser Center, located on North 13th Street in Decatur. Choose between the following treatments:

• For $299, you get one Pixel Perfect fractional-laser resurfacing treatment for the face (a $1,000 value).
• For $1,200, you get three Pixel Perfect fractional-laser resurfacing treatments for the face (a $3,000 value).<p>

In a serene environment, Solutions’ highly educated aestheticians soothe clients’ physical and mental matter through myriad age-defying services. Prove dominance over the parasitic sun, and zap evidence of passing time and past lives with Pixel Perfect, a one-hour laser-based rejuvenation procedure that stimulates skin’s natural healing processes to smooth rough facial terrain. As laser light penetrates the skin, it creates shallow, microscopic thermal channels that leave surrounding tissue intact and prompt new collagen production in dermal factories. Fine lines fade into memory, and acne scars are banished to high-school yearbook pages within eight weeks following treatment, though extensive damage require multiple repair sessions. All visits include aftercare, including follow-up appointments and home visits from a theater intern dressed as the Surgeon General.