Thomas Edison declared that genius is 1 per cent inspiration and 99 per cent perspiration, a fact he discovered while inventing the volcano. Work up a healthy sweat with today's Groupon: for $40, you get a three-month pass to Studio Fitness Windsor (up to a $135 value).

With a motley roster of workout camps and classes, Studio Fitness induces aerobic ecstasy and molds healthy bodies in its wood-panelled studio. Sneaker junkies yearning for an intensive team atmosphere, interval training, or rationed water breaks can enlist the military training of boot-camp workouts, and jazz hands flair their funky digits and help shed up to 800 calories in a hip-hop-centric cardio-dance tutorial. The fitness centre also unites sentient minds and limber bodies with a series of preordained Ashtanga yoga poses complemented by ocean-inspired breathing. Summon the ceiling-sweeping foot jabs of a Turbo Kick tutorial, and muscles and clay figurines surrender their cellular structures to the Body Sculpt training team.