Human physiology tends toward laziness, as evidenced by the shocking evolutionary development of a fifth, couch-shaped limb. Sever burdensome appendages with today's deal: for $70, you get two months of unlimited indoor fitness classes, open gym circuit training, and exercise blasts from TEAMiFIT at its indoor lifestyle center on LaSalle Street (a $183 value; $79 a month for membership and $25 termination fee included).

TEAMiFIT 's group workouts inspire a sense of camaraderie among fellow fitness seekers as they pant under the all-seeing eye of a trained instructor. Classes such as Zumba, Shredded Abs Fusion, strength boxing, and Deep Muscle Stretch cover many body bases, from cardio drills and core-sculpting exercises to full-body muscle conditioning. Open gym circuit training is held all day long and consists of 15 to 20 full body exercises done for one minute on, 25 seconds off. Repeat the circuits two or three times at your own pace, and leave each hour-long session with a feeling akin to having defeated Godzilla at a game of chess. Crunch calories and time with 30-minute exercise blasts that target specific, blastable body parts. Check the schedule for a full list of classes, descriptions, and open gym/exercise blast times.

The instructors at TEAMiFIT will use your instinctual distrust of routine to their advantage. During each session, they’ll keep muscles guessing with new and challenging moves, so you’ll never fall into a boring, ineffective routine such as regular teeth brushing. A membership is powerful motivation to kick-start a flagging fitness routine, increasing physical fitness and bolstering self-esteem along the way. Submit your class reservations online––unless those reservations are about getting in shape).

Reviews

TEAMiFIT was featured on Vital Juice. Yelpers give TEAMiFIT a near-perfect 4.5-star rating.

• The classes are small enough that you get personal attention and can chat up your instructor. They're also tough and guarantee you a great workout. There's no dilly-dallying here...it's just a continuous ass-whooping. – Kai Z.
• I'm not a gym rat, in fact I'm not even that crazy about working out, but TEAMiFIT makes it fun and offers the variety I need to keep me interested. – Mary T.