If having a healthy body is the greatest treasure, maintaining it is the best way to ensure the affections of emotionally distant pirate lovers. Excite amorous corsairs with today’s Groupon to The Body Wrap Spalon. Choose between the following options:

• For $69, you get a 90-minute detox spa package (a $159 value). The package includes the following:
• A 30-minute infrared-sauna session (a $30 value)
• A 30-minute Swedish massage (a $50 value)
• A whole-body vibration treatment (a $30 value)

• A 15-minute foot-detox treatment (a $49 value)<p>

• For $99, you get a 90-minute SlimDown spa package (a $234 value). The package includes the following:
• A cellulite dry-brush treatment (a $10 value)
• A cellulite target treatment (a $25 value)
• An infrared body-slimming session (a $159 value)
• A whole-body hydration treatment (a $10 value)
• A whole-body vibration treatment (a $30 value) <p>

The Body Wrap Spalon slims and detoxifies bodies with a suite of relaxing treatments that leave physical forms purified and refreshed. The detox package leads off with an infrared-sauna session, which stimulates the lymphatic and metabolic systems, flushing away impurities and shrunken magic school buses with a cleansing sweat. The 30-minute Swedish massage continues to purge toxins with a circulation-boosting combination of gentle effleurage strokes, hot-towel treatments, and aromatherapy. In the 15-minute ion foot detox, customers dunk tootsies in a footbath charged with negative ions, drawing toxins out through the skin and into the water. Atop a vibrating Power Plate, clients repose like Sleeping Beauty on a posturepedic mattress during the 10-minute whole-body vibration treatment aimed at helping guests boost their metabolism, increase muscle density, and lose weight.

The SlimDown package commences with a duo of cellulite-busting treatments designed to break up and flush away excess fat cells, which can result in smoother skin. Technicians venture into lymphatic no-man’s land with an aromatic massage before wrapping clients in a fat-reducing infrared blanket to minimize the appearance of stretch marks and help assuage muscle aches. A full-body vibration treatment helps whittle figures before staff members smooth a soothing product onto skin to hydrate cells and encourage a rosy glow.