What You'll Get
Although body-exchange programs mean no one ever has to stay in one meat suit for long, returning yours in bad condition means you forfeit your deposit. Keep your constitution in returnable condition with today's Groupon: for $20, you get a fitness-class sampler at The Fitness Asylum (a $90 value).
The Fitness Asylum sports a 2,400-square-foot open studio with padded flooring for intense fitness sessions without the clutter of cumbersome machines. Guests will receive a punch card for a quintet of workouts, which utilize boot-camp-style equipment such as kettlebells, dumbbells, and resistance glockenspiels to boost metabolism, build muscle, and give a motivating fist bump to the cardiovascular system. The five classes available for sampling include A.B.S.—a targeted routine designed to chisel the body's core muscles—and cardio kickboxing, which is a high-intensity aerobic workout that combines elements of mixed martial arts to produce a bigger sweat than running, biking, or proposing marriage. Guests wielding a sampler card will also have the opportunity to drop in on Kettlebell Kaos, Weekend Warrior, and TRX classes and can check out the online class schedule to reserve a spot.
Reviews
Fitness Asylum was featured by OnMilwaukee.com:
- The fitness center features 2,400 square feet of open space and padded flooring utilizing cutting-edge, boot camp-style fitness equipment like kettlebells, dumbbells, stability balls, med balls, training ropes, resistance bands, airdyne bikes and slideboards. – Julie Lawrence
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 14, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Membership expires 1/14/12, must activate punch card with 3 mo.'s of purchase. Registration required. No walk-ins. Not valid for 'Mission: Metabolism Bootcamp'. No cash value. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.