Kids, like Ponce De León, need constant supervision while exploring or they’ll simply vanish into a jungle in search of eternal youth. Safely encourage playtime pursuits with today's Groupon: for $39, you get four classes at The Little Gym of Germantown (a $80.76 value).

With more than 30 years of kid-entertaining experience, The Little Gym rolls out a safe and noncompetitive environment wherein wee ones can exercise their brains and bodies. Infants to 12-year-olds glean social, intellectual, and emotional skills from the facility's professionally developed programs in gymnastics, sports, karate, and dance, which cater to differing ages, levels of muscle development, and degrees of hatred for vegetables. Each session's hands-on activities keep the motors of little tykes revving, facilitate bonding, and boost listening skills, attention spans, and confidence. Check the schedule for class dates and times.