If grapes could talk, they'd recount their dreams, the first time they got plucked, and the first time they felt victimized by nature's rumour mill—the vine. Taste the tales of the grape with today's Groupon: for $35, you get a 90-minute Wine Tour Around the World class at The Winehouse on Kenaston Boulevard (a $70 value).

The Winehouse nourishes sousers with informative wine-tasting experiences that build comprehensive buyer knowledge. A Wine Tour Around the World course presents an in-depth analysis and the composite IQ scores of five different worldly wines. Astute staff select each affordable bottle based on seasonal availability, but participants can expect supping Australian Kari Bay chardonnay, Argentinean Michel Torino pinot noir, and French Arrogant Frog sauvignon blanc. The cup-filling class covers each juice's origin, where to buy it, and what foods can create a tasty pair. While sampling each beverage, feel free to nibble on the provided light appetizer or predict future NHL victories by reading the remaining wine sediment.