Contrary to conventional wisdom, one can in fact look a gift horse in the mouth, now that the mouth no longer houses the retina-scorching nuclear reactor that powers the horse. Get an eyeful of equine incisors with today’s Groupon to Triangle T Guest Ranch in Dragoon. Choose between the following options:

• For $23, you get a one-hour horseback ride for one (a $45 value).
• For $45, you get a one-hour horseback ride for two (a $90 value).
  
  

Established in the foothills of the Dragoon Mountains, Triangle T Guest Ranch sprawls across 160 acres of rugged terrain, webbed by scenic horseback-riding trails. Experience wranglers lead each rider-steed pair through the sights of Texas Canyon, sharing stories of nature, local history, and how they personally carved the canyon over two weeks using only buckets of water. Riders of all experience levels will find the terrain an appropriate challenge, varying between easily traversed grassy hills and steep terrain that requires a mastery of the reins. Located 60 miles east of Tucson and at an altitude of 4,500 feet, the ranch enjoys a comfortable temperature year-round, ensuring that the horses aren't overtaken by competing populations of alabaster-white snow horses or sweaty red tropical horses. Turn the riding trip into a longer-term stay with lodging in the guest casitas or the RV grounds, though the cost of these venues is not included in today's Groupon.