What You'll Get
Without goals, no one would unicycle the Appalachian Trail or train a flock of carrier pigeons to deliver meat pies to unsuspecting haberdashers. Today's Groupon helps you achieve myriad goals with a fitness trainer's expertise and motivation: for $49, you get one month of unlimited classes and personal training at 'W'arehouse Fitness Training Studio in Boca Raton (a $150 value).
Focusing on intense, personalized exercise regimens, 'W'arehouse's team of certified health professionals tailors programs to suit a wide range of fitness ambitions. Upon joining, members are given an evaluation, gauging muscular endurance, body fat, flexibility, and the ability to whistle "Chariots of Fire." A customized regimen of weight training, cardio training, and fitness classes is then bestowed upon the fitness neophyte and carried through in a variety of small-group sessions–usually involving five people or fewer–held throughout the week.
'W'arehouse's personal trainers also advise their wards on nutrition and lifestyle choices and will gladly provide detailed written instructions when students expect to be unable to attend classes. Members wield substantial influence over in-class music choices and have access to private changing rooms, towel service, and cooking demos. The center also provides complimentary coffee, tea, water, and health snacks, perfect for replenishing fugitive water molecules and electrolytes that have left the body to "find themselves."
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jul 3, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Must activate membership by 7/3/11, membership expires 1 month from activation date. By appointment only. New clients only. No cash back. Not valid with other offers. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.