People eat three times a day to prevent mouthy mouths from brashly blurting out their distaste for the rest of the digestive system. Today's Groupon prevents intrasystem quarreling by subduing chatty cheeks with upscale eats: for $15, you get $30 worth of upscale pub grub and drinks at Waterhouse Tavern and Grill in Roscoe Village.

Waterhouse Tavern and Grill pleases palates of all types with mouthwatering brunch and dinner menus filled with gourmet burgers, upscale pub fare, and a cornucopian beer and cocktail list.

Pair a debate about the fashionability of cheese necklaces with an appetizer of crispy cheese curds ($6) or fresh grilled buffalo-chicken egg rolls ($8). For entrees, patrons tantalize taste buds with grilled chicken or skirt-steak taco platters ($9) as spear-wielding chefs pack skewers with delicious combinations of beef, chicken, and vegetables drizzled in teriyaki sauce ($10).

Herbivores can savor half-pound grilled portobello-mushroom burgers topped with feta and blue cheese ($9), and carnivores enliven incisors with create-your-own-masterpiece burgers ($7, $0.75 extra per topping), choosing from a list of 13 toppings, including olives, jalapeños, fried egg, and cheeses not imported from the moon.

Under the luminous glow of 13 sports-beaming televisions, patrons sip glasses of twisted tea, a concoction of Absolut Raspberri, sweet tea, and lemonade ($8), and retired sea captains swap stories of unsuccessful whale chasing over pints of Harpoon IPA.

The Waterhouse Tavern's exposed brick walls, checkered booths, and crimson-colored walls ensconce patrons in timeless pub charm, as humanoid bartenders serve up cleverly crafted cocktails under the radiance of elegant overhead chandeliers. With a causal and inviting ambience, The Waterhouse Tavern maintains an atmosphere ideal for an informal wedding ceremony or an after-work bite to eat with friends.