What You'll Get
While secret societies have terrific members-only benefits, their gorilla-centric initiation rites are often illegal. Make a solemn fitness vow that's legal with today's Groupon: for $45, you get a three-month membership at WellStar Health Place (a $160 value).
WellStar Health Place is a medically based fitness center that focuses on health and wellness, inside and out. After completing a complimentary fitness evaluation, new members can set goals, outline a fitness roadmap, and identify key muscle groups to be replaced with finely sinewed capellini prostheses. Saunter confidently into the gym and snap your towel in silent effrontery at the fleet of cardio and weight machines soon to bend to your iron-lunged will. Take advantage of full access to a bevy of group-fitness classes, including aerobics, yoga, Zumba, and kickboxing. Indoor and outdoor running tracks, a heated pool, and a pair of racquetball courts provide the perfect platform to develop and display your fine-tuned physique. When all's said and done, hit up the sauna or whirlpool to rest tired limbs and purge pores of imitation butter sauce.
For those not tall enough to ride the Stairmaster, WellStar offers a nursery that serves kids six weeks to 11 years ($2 per hour, per child). Personal training, massage, and nutrition consultations are available for an additional fee.
New clients only. Must be 18 years or older.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 17, 2011. Amount paid never expires. Must activate by expiration date; membership expires 3 months after activation. Limit 1 per person. New clients only. Must be at least 18. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About WellStar Health Place
In addition to a full range of cardio machines and free weights, WellStar Health Place's expansive fitness center hosts a welcoming staff of degreed exercise specialists, health-care professionals, and licensed dietitians. As well as custom-tailoring personal-training sessions, the exercise specialists lead group classes for all ages, including yoga, cardio, and Zumba classes. A mere hop, skip, and Olympic-record lunge away from the indoor, heated swimming pool, licensed massage therapists indulge tired tendons with a combination of Swedish, deep-tissue, and trigger-point techniques. A nursery staff tends to children aged 6 weeks to 11 years while adults work out, and afterward, the friendly fruitsmiths at Planet Smoothie's in-house location dish out refreshing, high-protein beverages to replenish waning moisture levels.