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Here's how to enter:*
- Log in to your Groupon account from this page.
- Purchase any Groupon deal from June 24th through July 3rd. Every purchase you make (up to 10) gets you an entry... so keep shopping!
- Stay tuned. We'll notify the winner by email on or around July 13th.
The World’s Easiest Job Description*
Seeking: Someone to Do Nothing
Duration: One (1) year
Prize: $100,000
Location: The beach, maybe? Or wherever doing nothing is easiest for you.
Summary
Doing Nothing (DN) is a critically unimportant role within the Groupon organization that will in no way impact our marketing, sales, or accounting departments. The DN will not lead or support important financial, operational, or strategic planning decisions, while simultaneously not generating practical solutions to complex business problems, not exploring new business alternatives, and definitely not driving improvement in business decisions.
As we like to say, less is more, but nothing is everything.
As we like to say, less is more, but nothing is everything.
Major Responsibilities
- Hanging out, mostly
- Not lifting a finger
- Sipping a drink by the pool, if you'd like
- Ordering a pizza
- Updating your status to "Doin' nothing."
- Catching up on that show with the dragons
- Going to the movies (matinees encouraged)
- Staring off into space
- Sighing contentedly
- Not lifting a finger
- Sipping a drink by the pool, if you'd like
- Ordering a pizza
- Updating your status to "Doin' nothing."
- Catching up on that show with the dragons
- Going to the movies (matinees encouraged)
- Staring off into space
- Sighing contentedly
Requirements
- 3+ years of devoted nightly relaxation in a highly comfortable living room environment
- Undergraduate degree (unfinished preferred) in General Studies, History, or Philosophy
- Able to effortlesly drift in and out of sleep during movies and televised golf tournaments
- Has an affinity for laying in sunbeams, like a cat
- Must be deeply passionate about doing nothing
- Undergraduate degree (unfinished preferred) in General Studies, History, or Philosophy
- Able to effortlesly drift in and out of sleep during movies and televised golf tournaments
- Has an affinity for laying in sunbeams, like a cat
- Must be deeply passionate about doing nothing
How to Apply
Here's how to enter for a chance to win The World's Easiest Job*: - Visit groupon.com/pages/easiest-job
- Log in to your Groupon account
- Purchase any Groupon deal from June 24th through July 3rd.
Every purchase you make (up to 10) gets you an entry. - Stay tuned. We'll notify our newest employee by email on or around July 13th.
*NO PURCHASE NECESSARY TO ENTER OR WIN. A PURCHASE WILL NOT INCREASE YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING. THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL JOB DESCRIPTION AND NO ACTUAL OFFER FOR EMPLOYMENT WILL RESULT. To enter without making a purchase, go to http://www.groupon.com/pages/easiest-job-free. Limit 10 entries per person regardless of method of entry. Odds of winning depend on the total number of entries received. Void where prohibited by law. Sweepstakes only open to legal residents of the 50 United States and the District of Columbia, 18+. Entry period ends: 11:59 p.m. PT on 7/3/15. ARV of prize: $100,000 USD. By making a purchase or otherwise participating in this sweepstakes, you are agreeing to the full Official Rules. Sponsor: Groupon, Inc., 600 West Chicago Avenue, Ste. 400, Chicago, IL 60654.
