Groupon Presents April Fools™


You may be in violation of Groupon's April Fools' Day™ trademarks, but we're here to help! Read our patent application to bring your frivolity into accordance with the law.

Read Our Patent Application


What do you and a multinational billion-dollar company have in common? You both need to cease and desist stealing Groupon's newly acquired intellectual property. Here are just a few of the dozens of thousands of letters we've sent out to the stealing corporate fat cats and thieves just like you:

Report Violators

Usage of any Groupon Presents April Fools’ Day™ jokes without the proper, written consent of Groupon **is a crime**. Known violators will be gently chastised by our frenzied team of super lawyers, who are not afraid to go outside the court system to achieve justice. If you have encountered any such malfeasance, either in the home, at the workplace, or within the pages of the World Wide Internet, **do your part** by reporting the misconduct immediately. Please fill out the form below to report any unsanctioned jokes, mix-ups, or funny falsehoods perpetrated by entities that are not Groupon. Once you’ve submitted the form, you will be entitled to print out one personalized Groupon Crime Busters certificate, which will prove to everyone that you had the guts to stand up for what’s right. Remember—you can’t spell justice without u.

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