The 11 Best Buys From Sierra Trading Post’s Gift Guide

at December 15th, 2017

If you’re still stuck on what to get for a certain someone this festive season, allow me to introduce you to the Holiday Gift Guide from Sierra Trading Post. This thing is comprehensive, with sections devoted to gifts for her, for him, for kids, and even for pets, as well as handy links that group budget items by price, from under $10 up through under $40.

Sierra Trading Post's Gift Guide, found on The Coupon Code

Sierra Trading Post buys all their wares from closeout and overstock sales, meaning their everyday prices already come at a bargain. Save more money by signing up for their email offers and automatically get free shipping on your next order, though you need to order by December 20 to ensure standard shipping delivery by the 25th. To get an idea of what you can find in the guide, here are some of our top picks! Continue reading


5 Unique Gifts Under $20

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at December 15th, 2017

Oh! Hello. I didn’t see you there. You caught me during my nightly ensmartening, whereby I think about reading and play with my blocks. Do you like blocks, traveler? Well, I hope your trip was agreeable. Welcome to Couponsmere, my lovely old estate—and the last bulwark against the rising prices of the outside world. Do come in.

Hammacher Gifts Under $20

Couponsmere has been a fixture of this town for ages. Why? Because here you can save. Do you see now, traveler, how the very thing we seek is often, simply, coupons?

Onward, then. See this cherished collection of holiday gifts under $20 from Hammacher Schlemmer, noted purveyor of the unexpected. As with all things Hammacher Schlemmer sells, everything listed here comes with a lifetime guarantee.

The 18″ Talk Back Mimicking Tomcat – $19.95

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Here we have a stuffed animal tomcat, 18″ high, which mimics. While it sounds far-fetched, I have operated this contraption with mine own hands. Say what you will to it, and it mimics you in return, in an unusual, high-pitched voice quite unlike your own. But that isn’t all. Pressing on this tomcat’s foot or belly also yields sounds: grunts, purrs, and whines, for a tactile experience young children may not soon forget.

The Telescopic Long Reach Grabber – $19.95

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“Woe are they out of reach,” the proverb goes. I have felt the tyranny of distance myself, traveler. A stranded household item may lose its utility soon enough, and it should then have never been bought at all! Do not despair. Hammacher Schlemmer will sell you the world’s first adjustable-length grabber. It will allow you to reach objects up to 44″ away. From your hand. Not 44″ away from your eyes. Depending on how many inches of arms and hands you have, this adds up to a commanding length.

The Shot In The Dark Basketball Hoop – $19.95

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Picture a calm and serene place, not unlike Couponsmere. Picture the sun setting, night falling, and quietude ushering the inhabitants to rest. Now picture slam dunking completely and utterly. This sequence of pictures can be yours with Hammacher Schlemmer’s The Shot In The Dark Basketball Hoop. I didn’t believe it myself, either, traveler.

The Lazy Licker’s Spinning Ice Cream Cone – $4.95

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I have seen on the boardwalk a select few people that shall remain unnamed that, upon attempting to delight in their iced creams, found the sweetened treat dripping down their swimming costumes. “How tiresome,” one of them remarked, as the prospect of moving mouth and hand in unison grew ever more tedious. Don’t be those people. Don’t you ever be those people that I saw on the boardwalk that day. Buy The Lazy Licker’s Spinning Ice Cream Cone, and get a hold of yourself.

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Ah, Star Wars. The famed tale of a space war. Warring amongst the stars in space, foes against foes. As may be clear, traveler, I have not seen Star Wars. In fact, it’s surprising that I knew about basketball. But you’ve probably seen Star Wars if Chewbacca, Yoda, and Darth Vader slippers suit you or the one who may receive your gifts. Don’t ever again let anyone get caught having to verbalize their fondness for Star Wars; simply show your conversation partner these slippers and keep silent vigil.

That’s all for now, traveler. Please don’t mind the manservant Horace staring at you blankly from behind the poplar hedge as you leave. He really is an enchanting man. We’ll await your timely and safe return.


Deal Alert: 20% Off + Free Shipping At Barnes & Noble!

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at December 15th, 2017

Take advantage of Free Shipping Day savings at Barnes & Noble and make sure all your gifts arrive on time! Use this Barnes & Noble promo code to take 20% off your order of $50 or more. Don’t wait long, this offer ends tonight so start shopping now to save on books, movies, toys, games, and more that your family and friends will love!

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Free Shipping Day 2017

at December 13th, 2017

What’s Free Shipping Day?

Simply put, Free Shipping Day is your last chance to get free shipping AND get your gifts by Christmas. It was originally founded by the founders of FreeShipping.org to keep online shoppers in gift-getting mode after Cyber Monday. And though it started in America, The U.K. and Canada have since adopted the practice as well.

When Is Free Shipping Day?

Free shipping Day typically happens mid-December, but the date isn’t the same from year to year. This year, Free Shipping Day falls on Friday, December 15, 2017.

How Do I Get Free Shipping?

The easiest way to get free shipping on or before December 15th is to check Groupon Coupons first! For a curated list of top merchants offering free shipping, click here now.

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The Sensible Neiman Marcus Gift For Kids

at December 12th, 2017

It has become a yearly tradition for Neiman Marcus to release a list of something they call Fantasy Gifts for the holidays. The implication being that this is not a practical gift guide that one can follow to help you check off names on your “Nice List,” but rather something to gawk at, maybe while at work.

This year though, the curators at the eminent department store have decided to go in a different direction, as their “fantasy gifts” seem extremely sensible and practical. How else could we have found something for him, for her, and for the kids?

For Kids

Neiman Marcus Fantasy Gift for Kids, found on The Coupon Code

A year of Madame Alexander dolls—including a customized mini-me version—and KidKraft’s Grand Anniversary Dollhouse ($8,000)

Is $8,000 a little steep for a child’s present? Maybe, but what if I told you Neiman Marcus may be severely undervaluing the opportunity? Intrigued? Read on!

Just think about what you get: eight Madame Alexander dolls right up front, followed by one doll a month for another 11 months. That’s 19 dolls! And look at the Grand Anniversary Dollhouse: standing 4′ tall with working doors, windows, and electricity, this house would actually be considered a legal apartment in New York City. Toys and a piece of a hot real estate market is not a bad deal.

Also, remember that the last doll you get will be the “mini-me,” in which the recipient collaborates with a Madame Alexander doll designer to create. If you give suggestions and guidance to make it look upsetting enough, you can find an eager buyer for it on eBay’s thriving haunted doll market!

Neiman Marcus Fantasy Gift for Kids, found on The Coupon Code

To purchase this gift, please call 1 (877) 966-4438.