Humans acquire potted plants, much like children and indoor pets, so they have someone else to blame for muddy tracks on the carpet and missing batches of sugar cookies. Adopt a potted scapegoat with today's Groupon: for $29, you get one large 24-inch red poinsettia at Aesthetic Plant Specialists (a $60 value).
Aesthetic Plant Specialists nurtures 38,000 square feet of leafy pets that help to enliven homes and office buildings throughout the year using adapted traditional and modern growing techniques. Poinsettias flourish inside the spacious greenhouse, and will often reach heights of up to 36 inches with proper care and a constant stream of soothing kazoo lullabies. Light watering is required to keep soil as moist as Santa's tears do in the poinsettia's natural habitat, and an ideal temperature between 68 and 70 degrees is required to help plants stay healthy. Poinsettias will thrive for several months after the holiday season, helping to improve indoor air quality and camouflaging pet tomatoes during games of hide-and-seek.