A cheese pizza is a blank canvas, just waiting to be decorated with pepperoni to symbolize life, onions to symbolize sorrow, and pineapple to symbolize fruit. Eat something meaningful with today’s Groupon: for $14, you get a pizza dinner for four (a $29.28 total value) at Andre’s Pizza. The pizza meal includes the following:
- Two large, one-topping pizzas (a $21.30 value)
- One 10-piece order of chicken wings (a $5.99 value)
- A 2-liter bottle of soda (a $1.99 value)
Andre’s Pizza’s cooks parade a menu of New York–style pizzas built on foundations of hand-tossed dough, which they make fresh each day. Dining quartets can adorn their marinara-draped disks with one of more than 20 topping options. Tender pepperoni, meatballs, and chicken sate carnivorous cravings, and mushroom, sun-dried tomatoes, and artichoke hearts showcase Mother Earth’s finest as stunningly as a jack-o’-lantern beauty pageant. Crews of chicken wings cloak themselves in hot or barbecue sauces, and soda stands firmly by, awaiting the sign to cool spice-soaked tongues.
Walking into Andre’s Pizza can feel like walking into a home kitchen. As family members chop up veggies for fresh salads and hand-knead dough for pizzas, the smell of fresh bread baking in the oven wafts over the entire scene. The bread is used for toasted deli subs that diners customize with six meats and three cheeses, as well as add-ons such as guacamole and bacon. The aforementioned pizza dough gets slathered with homemade sauce before it’s transformed into specialty pizzas—sun-dried tomatoes and artichoke hearts top the gourmet pie, and sausage, meatballs, and bacon bulk up the all-meat pizza. The rest of the menu includes custom calzones and eight salads that, like the best avant-garde art, can be drizzled with a selection of house-made dressings.