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December 11, 2011
November 20, 2011
What You'll Get
Keeping teeth clean and white is the first and only step in coping with the fact that your skeleton is slowly escaping from your body through your mouth. Deal with it with today’s Groupon: for $50, you get one teeth-whitening session at Arctic Shine Teeth Whitening (a $100 value).
Arctic Shine’s dental doyens marry stringent peroxide with powerful blue light to safely and quickly whitewash mouth bones. Technicians begin each 20-minute smile-brightening session by carefully fitting pliable silicone to chompers to create a custom whitening mouth mold. After filling the mouth guard with carbamide-peroxide gel, the whitening wizard securely affixes the tray to teeth and beams bridges with a stain-blasting blue light. Catalyzed by the high-intensity cobalt beams, the sluggish goo springs into a compulsive whitening fit, diving into the enamel to lift away stains caused by coffee, smoking, or tar guzzling. Though results vary, patients can expect grins to brighten by three–seven shades, a level of whiteness rivaled only by the pristine clouds in a Bob Ross painting.
Though Arctic Shine offers discounts to new customers online, this Groupon still presents the best available deal.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 29, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 2/person, may buy 2 addl as gifts. Limit 1/visit. Must be 13 or older. Not valid if pregnant or nursing, have serious problems with hot or cold sensitivity, or have gingivitis. Whitening may have little effect on dark brown or black teeth and will only restore original color of caps, crowns, or false teeth. May irritate cavities or mouth sores. Appointment required. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.