The self-driving car is still a dream of the future, as scientists are stuck on teaching a Speak & Spell how to showcase proper hand signals and screech decimals during spontaneous road rage. Enlist the clear-headed aid of an organic operator with today's Groupon: for $25, you get a one-year membership (a $25 value) and $25 toward personal-driver services from BeMyDD (a $50 total value).

BeMyDD's trustworthy motorists drive clients' cars for them, providing designated and personal-driving services on demand. The vehicle pilots can be employed for an entire evening's festivities as designated drivers, responsible for captaining the customer's car to and from libation stations and keeping the 8-track player grooving in between ($12.50–$15/hour, depending on location). Alternately, the personal-driving service bestows safe passage to doctors’ offices, stores, and any number of possible destinations ($12.50–$15/our, depending on location).

Call in for a remote retrieval with the pickup service, for which a driving duo will escort clients and their vehicles to their next destination or home ($25 pickup plus mileage). BeMyDD's reservations and rates page calculates costs for the different services based on zip code. Customers are also responsible for tolls, gas, parking, extra-large slushies, and other expenses incurred during a reservation. Every BeMyDD driver comes extensively vetted and dressed in at least a collared shirt and platform shoes with goldfish in the heels.

BeMyDD generally requires a three-hour minimum for the designated driver and personal-driver services, but the time minimum is waived for the $25 Groupon credit.