What You'll Get
True story: One morning, after a particularly debauched night in Shanghai, Charles Tyrwhitt awoke to find himself strapped to a radiator in what looked to be the back room of a Chinese ice cream shop. With no memory of the night before, and even less of an idea of how to get himself out of this little pickle, CT did what CT does best: kept his cool. He removed his tie (despite his general misgivings about ever stepping foot in public in anything less than a bespoke 3-piece suite) and rolled up his sleeves. When his captors returned, he said to them, "Oh thank god! My mate—the one who was in here earlier in the tie and non-rolled up sleeves—tricked me into taking his place. The git buggered off with his paper 'n' shrapnel and told me to tell you to smell chunks. I, of course, wouldn't dream of it. Now hurry! Let me out of here so we can find that jerk!"
And sure enough, it worked! Not only did they let him out, they all became pretty good friends. CT even made them custom shirts with the date embroidered into the tag to remember him by.
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