Contrary to popular belief, boats are actually much safer than cars, which inexplicably sink every time you drive them on water. Take a proper water road ride with this Groupon.
$19.50 for a Two-Hour Father's Day Lunch Cruise ($39.25 Value)
The cruise takes place on Sunday, June 16, at 11:30 a.m. aboard the Spirit of Dubuque, an authentic-looking paddle wheeler complete with decorative smokestacks and Victorian decor. As the boat paddles along the Mississippi River, passengers dig into a homestyle lunch complete with baked ham and boneless chicken breast. The captain narrates tours, spinning stories about local history and pointing out wildlife, such as bald eagles and great blue herons.
Dubuque River Rides
Decorative smokestacks stretch toward the sky as Victorian red and gold decor surrounds passengers nibbling brunch in a dining salon. This scene unfolds aboard the Spirit of Dubuque, an authentic-looking paddleboat that pays homage to the century-old steamboats of the Mississippi River. Dubuque River Rides' signature vessel, it has played host to thousands of cruises filled with entertainment, meals, and improvised renditions of "Old Man River" since being christened by Iowa governor Robert Ray in 1977. Elsewhere on the river, a more modern boat cuts across the water, casting a sleek outline against the sky. The 80-foot yacht, affectionately called Miss Dubuque, sets an intimate stage for events that range from weddings to Huckleberry Finn's notorious dinner parties.
Both boats call the northern expanse of the Mississippi River their home, sharing the area with wildlife such as turtles and bald eagles. The sightseeing vessels also pass by river barges and historic structures such as the Chicago Central Pacific Railroad Bridge, which was built after the president invented Lincoln Logs in 1868. After boats return to the docks, their passengers can head over to the floating barge that houses the Ice Harbor Restaurant.