What You'll Get
Like learning to use chopsticks, roller skating takes patience, dedication, and a particularly dexterous set of toes. Watch flexible feet fly with this deal to an Assassination City Roller Derby match at The Fair Park Coliseum. For $12, you get one ticket for general-admission bleacher seating (a $16.52 value), plus a 12”x18” commemorative poster autographed by the Assassination City Roller Girls (a $10 value; a $26.52 total value). Choose between the following dates:
- Saturday, June 23, at 6 p.m.
- Saturday, July 21, at 6 p.m.<p>
Doors open at 5 p.m.
Since 2005, the ladies of the Assassination City Roller Derby have waged war on eight-wheeled opponents by throwing bows and heating up rinks during roller rumbles. A Beastie Boys–themed double-header on June 23 pits Ruby’s Revenge against the leather-clad Lone Star Assassins, an undefeated team. During halftime, Ramones tribute band Sedated shouts caffeinated punk ditties before the girls of Ruby Revue Burlesque deliver a show packed with blue humor and mild striptease. A face-off between last season’s champions follows, with the schoolgirl-styled Deadly Kennedys attempting to speed past the athletes of Viva La Revolucion! to king their checker pieces. Additionally, the audience member dressed most like a Beastie Boy will win tickets to the championship game on July 21.
During halftime on July 21, Blues Brothers tribute act Briefcase Blues will perform, backed by a seven-piece band. All voucher holders walk away from either bout with a commemorative poster emblazoned with the Assassination City Roller Girls’ signatures and updated bruises. Though not included with today’s deal, beer, wine, and concessions will be available for purchase.
The Fine Print
Expiration varies. Amount paid never expires. Valid only for option purchased. Redeem starting 6/23 for a ticket at The Fair Park Coliseum will call. Must show valid ID matching name on voucher at The Fair Park Coliseum. Must provide first and last name at checkout, which we will provide to facilitate redemption of voucher. Refundable only on day of purchase. Discount reflects Assassination City Roller Derby's current ticket prices-price may differ on day of the event. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.