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What You'll Get
Bodies only have room for so much, as they already house high volumes of water, an elaborate internal organ system, and a memorized diagram of the six degrees of Kevin Bacon. Declutter human chassis with today's Groupon: for $30, you get an ionic detoxifying footbath treatment at HairapyPDX Organic Salon (a $70 value).
Ernest Brooks, the wellness wizard at HairapyPDX Organic Salon, curates corpuses with organic beauty products and cleansing body treatments. The 45-minute ionic feet-detoxifying treatment immerses weary dogs in a warm water-based solution infused with steel electrodes that aim to cleanse the body, removing heavy metals, toxic waste, and shavings from bellybutton pencil sharpeners. After the bath, customers may notice reduced inflammation, increased energy, and a stronger immune system that can suddenly defend against surprise attacks from coworkers' sneezes and sick children's nunchucks. Groupon customers also get eight complimentary minutes in HairapyPDX's Sogno Dreamwave massage chair, which scans the human body for tension points to conduct an automated custom massage.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Feb 2, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 3 per person, may buy 3 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required. Must be 18 or older. Non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Only valid for appointments with Ernest Brooks. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.
About HairapyPDX Organic Salon
Ernest Brooks, doesn't just want his clients to look great. He also wants them to feel great because they're choosing to use organic beauty therapies. As the owner and master stylist at HairapyPDX Organic Salon, he has stocked his shelves with three different organic hair color lines (two for women, one for men) that are ammonia-free, and instead made using ingredients such as grape-seed extract, vitamin B5, and rice amino acid. The formulas also have UVA and UVB protection, which helps prevent color from fading or melting in the sun.
In that spirit, the aestheticians under Ernest's guidance use Eminence, a bio-dynamic Hungarian line harvested from fruits, vegetables, and herbs for what Ernest calls "farm-to-face skincare." Elsewhere in the spa, massage therapists perform shiatsu massages that target pressure points while helping to disperse the flow of energy throughout the body, and nail artists pamper hands and feet with soothing manicures and pedicures.