Since the legalization of pocket watches, hypnotists no longer wander the streets convincing dogs to recite the Magna Carta. Plunge the depths of your mind with today’s Groupon to Hypnosis in Springfield. Choose between the following options:
- For $49, you get a 90-minute hypnotherapy session (a $150 value)
- For $75, you get a two-and-a-half hour smoking cessation hypnotherapy session (a $200 value)
Certified by the International Board of Hypnotherapy as a medical support clinical hypnotist, Jo Moon liberates clients from physical and mental ailments. Clients sink into a plush recliner as Jo navigates the subconscious, helping them clear mental space cluttered by unhealthy habits, negative thought patterns, and childhood fears of children. Jo can encourage clients to lose weight and works to imbue an inner calm in anxious patients. As a certified sports hypnotist who studied alongside NFL trainer Bob Reese, Jo sagely coaches athletes to winnow their focus until it’s sharp enough to deflate oncoming volleyballs.
Alternatively, smokers can tackle nicotine addiction, as Jo’s dulcet voice drifts into parts of the mind that gum and patches can’t reach. Sessions may help erase the pleasurable memories linked to smoking, liberating lungs from a dangerous habit and freeing up fingers to finally master light saber chopsticks.