With Congress passing a heavy new tax on right angles, circular edibles are becoming the most convenient way to keep food budgets from spiraling out of control. Nibble a delicious disk with today’s Groupon: for $20, you get an Italian dinner for two at Luigi’s Pizza in Brooksville (up to a $45.87 total value). The meal includes the following:

• One appetizer (up to an $8.99 value)
• Either one large pizza (up to a $19.99 value) or two entrees (up to a $15.49 value each)
• Two beverages (up to a $2.95 value each)<p>

Since 1970, the chefs at Luigi’s Pizza have concocted a menu of Italian specialties and fresh pizza pies. During Luigi’s dinner for two, guests can work out a shared custody agreement for appetizers such as creamy mozzarella sticks or succulent fried mushrooms. Customizable toppings such as fresh garlic, sausage, and olives embellish 14-inch large pizzas tossed with dough picked fresh each day from a nearby pizza tree, and specialty pies such as the white pizza with basil, ricotta, mozzarella, and parmesan cheese makes bellies purr with sauce-less bliss. Cheese ravioli and fettucini alfredo sate intense pasta hankerings, and shrimp parmigiana stocks puppeteers with enough shrimp to stage a shrimp puppet show right at the table. Glasses of tender-leaf iced tea or fountain drinks perform hydration services, but sippers can also wet whistles with a glass of draught Killians or a bottled domestic brew.