Boat captains must master nautical lexicon before sailing the seas to ensure that they can distinguish port, which means left, from starboard, which means launch the vessel into deep space. Count down to a sea launch with this Groupon.
$40 for a Cruise for One with Food and Drink ($100 Value)
The captain navigates a custom-fitted 38-foot yacht, the JouJou, down the river, providing spectacular views of the sunset, as well as a cheese plate and light beverages.
Mabru Day Cruises
The sleek 38-foot long hull of the JouJou slices through the small-crested waves that surround Fort Lauderdale, deftly steered by the ship's captain who fluently jabbers with guests in English, French, and Spanish. She navigates the vessel along the sun-drenched shoreline for anywhere from 2.5-hour mini excursions to full 8-hour trips to destinations such as Boca Raton and Miami. Along the way, guests snack on refreshments from the two built-in fridges and plunge into the water for a swim. After which, they can rinse off in one of the boat's two freshwater showers in time for dinner on shore or a good night's sleep on the back of a passing tortoise.