The best pizzas, like the worst Elvis impersonators, are cheesy, saucy, and often live in cardboard boxes. Sink your teeth into a doughy classic with today's Groupon: for $7, you get $15 worth of take-home pizzeria fare from Mama Nina’s Pizza in Virginia Beach.
The pie craftsmen at Mama Nina’s construct and bake pizzas, calzones, and other doughy delights. Patrons can carry off a 14-inch specialty 'za fashioned in the thick, square Sicilian style ($15.99) or in the more familiar New York style ($13.99). Beef, pepperoni, and other meats mingle harmoniously atop the meat lovers’ pizza, and the Greek-style pizza replaces the three characters of classic drama with feta cheese, tomatoes, and olives. Minimalists can order a New York or Sicilian plain cheese pizza ($9.99–$11.99) or accept the world’s gradual slide into chaos by adding one or more toppings ($1–$1.50). A ham-and-pineapple-stuffed calzone ($6.99) adds Hawaiian flair to any lunch, and pasta-based entrees ($7.99), which come with breadsticks, imbue dinner with tangible and edible gravitas.