Physicists have determined that the best way to subdue wall-bouncing photons is to let them loose until they need a nap. Apply the latest scientific findings to your kid's playtime with today’s Groupon to Monkey Joe's, an inflatable play center designed for children 12 and younger. Choose between the following options:
- For $6, you get one admission, a slice of pizza, and a small soft drink (up to a $13.18 value).
- For $20, you get four admissions, four slices of pizza, and four small soft drinks (up to a $52.72 value).
Monkey Joe's caters to energetic kids and their break-desperate parents with a labyrinth of indoor inflatable slides, jumps, and obstacle courses. Swing by with a sock-sporting youngster in tow for a bout of supervised bouncing during the gym's open hours. Adults always are admitted for free, but they are asked not to jump on the play equipment unless they are accompanying a child 4 or younger or just won bingo. Instead, elders can relax in Monkey Joe's amenity-laden parent nook, which features comfortable seating, free wireless Internet, flat-screen TVs, and computer stations that never need you to wipe their nose. Kids 3 and younger can scoot confidently about the super-soft surfaces of the separate Mini Monkey Zone.
To ensure rumbling tummies don't interrupt playtime, tiny tykes can enjoy their very own slices of Monkey Joe's pizza and a refreshing fountain drink. Devoted to safety, Monkey Joe's always has its play equipment always overseen by well-trained staff members who use a video-monitoring system and identity bracelets to track and study each little primate in its natural habitat. Every surface is also sanitized with brand-name Swisher products on a regular basis to eliminate common germs and trespassing cooties.
Laughter fills the air as kids zip down slides and caper about a jungle of wall-to-wall inflatables and obstacle courses within Monkey Joe’s play center. Kids 12 and under romp throughout the air-conditioned playscape’s obstacles, and tykes 3 and under stretch their imaginations on the softer and smaller attractions in the toddler play area. An orchestra of electronic beeps fills the arcade, and the scents of savory pizza waft from a concessions stand. Colorful balloons and cakes pack party rooms, where birthday boys and girls unwrap presents and brand-new imaginary friends.