Becoming a champion athlete requires focus, resilience, and constantly making sure your opponents don’t drink your sweat to steal your life energy. Don’t get licked with this Groupon.
Choose from Four Options
- $32 for one race entry (up to a $65 value)
- $64 for two race entries (up to a $130 value)
- $120 for four race entries (up to a $260 value)
- $180 for six race entries (up to a $390 value) <p>
The Racing Humans 5K adventure race takes place at Three Palms Action Sports Park in Conroe on Saturday, September 29, from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m., with different waves starting every hour. See the course map here. Each entry includes the following:
- Racing Humans T-shirt and bandana
- Timing chip
- Bib number
- Finisher medal
- Arm band, which is required to redeem post-race beverage
- $5 off at the Human Store<p>
Racing Humans events pit earthlings against 5 kilometers of treacherous terrain riddled with hills, hurdles, and enough mud to make a bathtub look into early retirement. During spectator-friendly adventures, racers are challenged with a strenuous course, but must conquer a series of obstacles as well, including crawling under barbed wire, swimming across lakes, and high stepping over stacks of logs. Course officials keep feet moving along the route, and afterward, an awards ceremony recognizes the day's fastest competitors and best costumes. Racing Humans also hosts 1-mile events for youngsters aged 7–14, during which kids surmount obstacles without help from their parents or answers from the back of the teacher’s book.