What You'll Get
According to Newton's fourth law, the more you drive your car, the more debris it attracts—repelling aerodynamics, the opposite gender, and gravity itself. Smooth your horseless carriage's exterior with today's Groupon: for $30, you get a three-wash pass at Speed Car Wash (a $59.85 value).
Speed Car Wash tackles dirty bumpers and grimy undercarriages with a full line of car-wash services. Treat road warriors to a deep clean with three Platinum full-service washes, which shake off spotty messes with a thorough sudsing, an underbody rinse, and a soft-towel hand dry. Thanks to Wheel Brite and tire dressing, the car's rubber-shod feet discover a tidiness unseen since their factory-floor days, and a triple-foam polishing, clear-coat conditioning, and water-beading Rain-X cloak update car carapaces with a protective layer of shine.
Vacuums sniff out dust on the inside as dust bunnies are evacuated from the dash and console and windows are washed in preparation for upcoming car proms. Owners can expect fully bathed buggies in about 20 minutes; while having cars serviced, they can kick up their feet in the customer lounge replete with flat-screen TVs, Internet stations for web browsing, and telephones for free long-distance calls to long-lost car keys.
Though Speed Car Wash sometimes features discounted prices online, today's Groupon still offers the best deal available.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 20, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Extra fee for oversized vehicles. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.