Though unmentionables once referred to all manner of things––Grandpa's missing hands, Phlogiston theory, and the truth about cats and dogs—only one thing is worth not mentioning today. Don't say a word with today's romance-clad Groupon: for $25, you get $50 worth of lingerie and adult novelties at Sweet Escape in New Hope.
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Owners Dawn and Derrick established Sweet Escape as an educational setting for guests to kindle sensual sparks, stocking intimate apparel, adult toys, massage accouterments, and helpful books. Guests can add spice to romantic evenings or doctoral-dissertation defenses with an alluring ensemble, such as the embrace Lace underwire bra ($46) and matching boy shorts ($32) that weave intricate white floral patterns over soft black mesh. Otherwise, the Bcute Pearl massager ($19.99), available in three colors, emits a range of tremors through ribbed body-safe silicone. The Knead Me Massage Kit ($48.99) allows patrons to grease up their lovers or malfunctioning tin-man butlers with scented oil from a Jimmyjane Afterglow massage candle before expunging stress with the IDEA Award–winning Contour M massage stone. For helpful tips on giving gifts and writing love notes, guests can pick up a copy of Gregory J.P. Godek's No. 1 national bestseller 1001 Ways to be Romantic ($16).
Sweet Escape tastefully shelves its trove of erotic goods between cream and magenta walls, some of which sport inspiringly sensual sayings. Polished wood countertops and cabinets help cultivate a sophisticated ambiance, much like a Queen Elizabeth wax figure rendered into a chaise lounge.