What You'll Get
A man's home is his castle, and his lawn is the lush carpet on which pages bring him sacrificial hoagies. Prune their regal entry with today's Groupon: for $120, you get a four-trip leaf-removal package with Techno-Turf (a $240 value). This deal is valid for properties in Jefferson, Shelby, and St. Claire Counties.
Techno-Turf's team of landscaping professionals rids lawns of leafy layabouts and loitering sticks to reveal the bright, ready-for-fall greenery beneath. Customers can submit their yards to Techno's brand of branch-based banishment and watch leaves sadly pack their personal effects for a mandatory winter sabbatical. Ideal for lots with more than 50 trees, the leaf removal package entails four lawn cleanups, which can be scheduled at intervals of one week to ten days. Techno-Turf gladly hauls leaves off to be enlisted as military camouflage models or composts them on-site for help with growing flowers during the spring.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 23, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. Must activate by 1/23/12, expires 30 days from activation date. Extra fee for travel outside Jefferson, Shelby, and St. Claire counties. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.