What You'll Get
Like a boomerang thrown by a vengeful ghost on a carousel, unwanted hair always returns. Escape stubbly specters with today's Groupon: for $99, you get six electrolysis treatments at Uptowne Image Electrolysis in Mattydale (a $210 value).
With nearly 30 years of hair-removal experience, Uptowne Image Electrolysis aims to expertly rid skin of unwanted follicle debris during quick 30-minute treatments. Like an electrified kung-fu master attacking a Sasquatch, a licensed practitioner neutralizes hoards of hair with quick strikes of the electrolysis needle. Over the course of six treatments, fuzz from any part of the body is neatly singed away, leaving nothing but silky, smooth skin in its place. By destroying hair at the root, electrolysis presents a longer-lasting solution than traditional razor-on-skin action. With sleek swathes of stubble-free skin, customers can use the time they normally spend shaving on more productive pursuits, such as writing a screenplay or developing a cure for bipedalism.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Mar 7, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. New clients only. Treatments are non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.