What You'll Get
Massages are a time-honored method of alleviating stress, much like the ancient art of crafting origami swans out of midterm exams. Ace relaxation with today’s Groupon to Patty Thomas, LMT. Choose between the following options:
- For $30, you get a 60-minute massage (a $60 value).
- For $37, you get a 90-minute massage (a $75 value).<p>
A Peaceful Touch’s licensed massage therapist, Patty Thomas, employs a medley of six massage modalities to treat sore and aching muscles. After analyzing each client’s corporeal concerns, such as injuries, carpal tunnel, or excessive appendages, the muscle maestro conducts a tailored symphony of relaxation, using long and flowing Swedish strokes or massage techniques specific to sports injuries. Stressed auras can unwind with a relaxation modality, explicitly targeted to shoo anxiety and unearth limber muscles trapped deep in melancholy caverns. Expectant and new mothers can relish prenatal or postnatal pampering to soothe aches and swelling.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires May 1, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Valid only for option purchased. 24-hr cancellation notice required. Not valid until 11/26/11. Not valid from 7/18/12 to 8/18/12. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.