Like the three branches of the government, bodies, minds, and souls often find themselves in contentious disagreements about how much wine is too much wine in a voting booth. Reconcile triune tribunals with today’s Groupon to Enlighten Others. Choose between the following options:
For $29, you get a one-hour float in a sensory-deprivation tank, followed by fresh fruit and spring water (a $59 value).
- For $79, you get a float package (a $178 value). The package includes the following:
- A one-hour float in a sensory-deprivation tank
- A one-hour massage
- Fresh fruit and hot tea
Enlighten Others’ sensory-deprivation tank lulls guests into silent and stimulus-free dream states as they float free of gravity. 800 pounds of epsom salts blend with water to create a mellifluous liquid mattress that causes the body to bob like a cork in a space station. Tanks are soundproof and lightproof, sealing off senses from the stress of the outside world in a pleasant and impenetrable cocoon. Thoughts drift as cells bathe in beta-endorphins, and silence soothes corporeal and karmic tension. The float tank’s signature solution also carries detoxifying qualities, helping reduce pain in muscles and joints. Bodies emerge into the land of the standing to munch on fresh fruit and sip spring water that doesn’t contain enough salt to melt a glacier.
Guests can also turn over sea legs and limbs for one hour of general massage in styles such as deep tissue and sports, both of which take a therapeutic tack toward alleviating chronic pain and injuries. The fresh fruit and hot tea that close the session remind bodies of the pleasures of land walking, and stem urges to grow or purchase gills.
Enlighten Wellness Center
Enlighten Wellness Center's team of relaxation experts detoxify, clear minds, and potentially render a range of health benefits with a tag-team of sensory deprivation and massage. Within the soundproof confines of a sensory-deprivation tank, 800 pounds of epsom salts mix with water and cause the body to bob like a cork in a space station. Elsewhere, staff members use massage styles such as deep tissue and sports massage to melt away stress and pain. If requested, they can also dispense refreshing add-ons such as fruit, hot tea, or high-pitched laughter.