Without massages, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with this Groupon.
Choose from Four Options
- $30 for one 60-minute Swedish massage (a $60 value)
- $35 for one 60-minute deep-tissue massage (a $70 value)
- $55 for two 60-minute Swedish massages (a $120 value)
- $65 for two 60-minute deep-tissue massages (a $140 value)
Di' Massaggio Wellness
Rachel Pesina, the certified therapist behind Di' Massaggio Wellness, eases pain and subdues stress with Swedish and deep-tissue techniques learned over 15 years of professional massage experience. Before she opened her own practice, she attended the European Massage Therapy Institute, which demands 400 hours of hands-on practice and memorization of at least three massage-themed fight songs. In addition to nurturing injured sinews back to heath, Rachel’s gentle kneading motions and focused pressure help expel toxins, improve digestion, and increase mental alertness.