What You'll Get
Light can be beautiful, like a rainbow; practical, like a laser; or awe-inspiring, like an applause sign’s first live studio performance. Harness beautifying rays with this Groupon: for $799, you get six Zerona laser body-slimming treatments at Hamilton Surgical Arts in Noblesville (a $1,700 value). Hamilton Surgical Arts does not recommend this as a treatment for morbid obesity.
Under the expert guidance of Dr. Robert Jackson and Dr. Chris Lowery, the staff at Hamilton Surgical Arts employs FDA-approved Zerona laser technology, designed to reduce corporeal circumferences by an average of 3.5 inches. During each session, clients relax beneath a beam-slinging apparatus for 40 minutes as it emulsifies adipose tissue by gliding low-light lasers over their waistline, back, hips, thighs, necks, arms, legs, and knees. The disintegrated lipid depots can then be absorbed by the body’s obsessively tidy lymphatic system and expelled through the body’s natural detoxification process and complex system of chutes and ladders.
The noninvasive treatment requires minimal recovery time. Patients can boost results with healthy eating habits, daily exercise, and regular hydration. Like sumo-wrestling costumes, caffeine and alcohol decrease the procedure’s potency.
About Hamilton Surgical Arts
Dr. Robert Jackson modifies the way people look, but he also aims to shape the future of cosmetic surgery in the United States. When he's not filling wrinkles, removing fat, or tightening loose skin at Hamilton Surgical Arts, he authors articles for medical journals, plays tic-tac-toe on cocktail napkins, and contributes wisdom to professional organizations that oversee and uphold industry standards. Dr. Jackson works alongside Dr. Chris Lowery, a board-certified doctor of general and cosmetic surgery. The doctors combine their expertise to help clients attain their desired look, whether through minimally invasive or surgical procedures.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Sep 26, 2012. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 2 additional as gifts. Limit 1 per visit. 24hr cancellation notice required. Valid only for waist, hips, mid-section, thighs, neck, arms, legs and knees. Valid only at listed location. Services are non-transferable. May redeem across visits. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.