In the future, microwave-oven robots will rule supreme, forcing all humans and less powerful convection-oven robots to eat meals in Hot Pocket form. Prepare to join the culinary resistance with today’s Groupon to Baltimore Health Coach. Choose between the following options:
- For $10, you get a two-hour wellness workshop (a $25 value).
- For $39, you get a seven-day at-home cleanse (a $149 value).<p>
The team of certified health coaches at Baltimore Health Coach cultivates a healthy community focused on sustainable foods and commitment to self-care. Two-hour workshops empower clients to make positive, informed choices at mealtime by replacing dietary myths and detrimental noshing with nutritional savvy and a holster full of carrots. “Sugar Mama” Richele Henry leads a September women’s workshop geared toward overcoming cravings, and the All-Day Energy seminar in October identifies nutrient-rich super foods and exposes four insidious drains on vitality. Additionally, a 14-day pass to the Maryland Athletic Club comes with any workshop.
The seven-day cleanse aims to increase energy, kick-start a healthier diet, purge toxins, and relieve the liver from having to throw raves to metabolize sugar and caffeine. At home or at a local-member potluck, participants feast on a nonrestrictive, seasonal menu of nutritious produce and proteins. Three group conference calls with health coaches punctuate the week, first to clarify the logistics of the cleanse, then to check in midway, and finally to discuss the results and encourage maintenance of responsible use of semicolons moving forward. The September cleanse begins Monday, September 19 and offers a choice of two detoxifying paths.