Mankind has put needles to many tasks, such as knitting toasty scarves, embroidering dainty handkerchiefs, and arming flowers for fencing bouts against hummingbirds. Put points to good use with today’s Groupon to Indy Downtown Community Acupuncture. Choose between the following options:

• For $15, you get one acupuncture treatment in a community setting (a $35 value).
• For $36, you get three acupuncture treatments in a community setting (a $95 value).<p>

The experienced practitioners at Indy Downtown Community Acupuncture meld traditional Eastern techniques with those of other wellness-oriented schools, administering acupuncture to clients in a soothing communal treatment room. At their first visit, patients chart their history and desired results and then step into the shared area’s scape of cozy reclining chairs free of bitey geckos. Friends and family can undergo treatments together, offering moral support and tender glances throughout the group acupuncture session. During the treatment, an acupuncturist attends to each physique by targeting the client’s chosen zones with hair-thin, sterile needles, which can stimulate the affected body part to rebalance corporal energies and resurrect moments from a past life as a spiny puffer fish. Acupuncture can imbue strained bodies with a variety of benefits including improved sleeping habits, enhanced joint mobility, and reduced stress.

Guests are free to tailor the length of their treatment for maximum individual benefits, with typical sessions lasting 40–60 minutes. Because clients commonly fall asleep during their collective pin-pampering, those who are sensitive to snoring are encouraged to bring earplugs. Appointments conclude with a focused glance to an attentive staff member or a secret cue consisting of several jumping jacks.