Though a watched pot of water will eventually boil, a watched vacuum will never autonomously clean up a savaged piñata. Leave the cleaning to the pros with today's Groupon: for $69, you get carpet cleaning and deodorizing for up to three rooms from KCS Carpet Cleaning and Restoration (up to a $144 value). For homes more than 25 miles outside Hamilton, an additional travel fee of $0.50 per mile applies.
The owner and operator of KCS Carpet Cleaning and Restoration draws on more than 15 years of experience to brighten and deodorize dirty carpets. To begin the process, which typically lasts up to two hours, a technician moves any regular sofas, loveseats, and small furniture out of the way. A truck-mounted steam-cleaning unit scours threads with natural cleaning solution, after which an army of Matchbox Car–mounted perfume atomizers eliminate odors from the freshly scrubbed shag.