Lasers were invented to entertain playful kittens and provide a colorful means to teach them about the electromagnetic spectrum. Let the cosmetic potential of light wash over you with today's Groupon: for $110, you get two LipoLaser sessions at Lipolaser Body Sculpting, LLC (a $444.44 value).
Dr. Robert Harrison, D.C., and his staff wield the fat-deflating power of the Lapex BCS LipoLaser to shoo away subcutaneous fat deposits with the noninvasive power of laser-light energy. During each 30–40 minute treatment, a trained technician applies small paddles and attachments to specified areas of the patient's abdomen, arms, back, thighs, chin, or prehensile cyborg tail in 10-minute intervals. Once activated, lasers shake down greedy adipose cells, relieving them of their body-plumping hoards and revealing previously concealed contours. Over the course of two LipoLaser sessions, spaced at least 24 hours apart, clients may lose up to 2 inches of girth and gain a profound sympathy for DVDs and compact discs.
Lipolaser Body Sculpting, LLC
Inside Doctor of Chiropractic Robert Harrison's office lies Lipolaser Body Sculpting, LLC. Here, the clinic's technicians work to remove inches from waistlines, thighs, and not-so-loved handles. To do so, they employ the Lapex BCS lipo laser, a body-contouring cold laser. The noninvasive treatment uses light waves to melt away stubborn fat, creating slimmer physiques without the need for surgery or the discomfort of squeezing yourself into a two-dimensional plane.