Without the loosening effects of massage, shoulders would stiffen into immobility and fall victim to freeloading parrots and the burden of carrying Earth's heavyset brother, Girth. Pamper your perches with today's Groupon to Mi Corazon Spa & Boutique. Choose between the following options:
- For $59, you get a facial and massage package (a $140 total value) that includes the following items:
- 60-minute Swedish massage (a $60 value)
- 50-minute skin-firming facial (an $80 value)
- For $49, you get a package of two Swedish massages (a $60 value each; a $120 total value).
At Mi Corazon, the sweeping motions of Swedish massage soothe bodies and skin-firming facials refresh skin. The light- to medium-pressure strokes of the massage untie double-knotted striations, keeping muscles relaxed until neighborhood knitters sneak up and plait them together again.
Under the aquamarine-draped ceiling of Mi Corazon’s sand-colored facial room, facades absorb moisture from the firming facial's AHA lotion. A vitamin C mask tightens drooping dermal layers without the need for scotch tape and marshals circulatory systems to oppose the aging process. Swathes of sheer fabric float from the rafters, fluttering over the spa's sea-colored walls, while original paintings of hearts pay homage to the body’s second most valuable organ, just after the heat sink that rests atop the liver.