Maintaining one's beauty, like trimming the beard of a hologram, requires the combined efforts of nature, science, and laser beams. Reap the rewards of science and nature with today's Groupon: for $20, you get cold-laser therapy and a shoulder and neck massage at Spokane Laser in Spokane Valley (a $40 value).
The licensed staff members at Spokane Laser use modern technology to leverage the powers of light, implementing a treatment designed to promote dermatological wellness and address joint and bone discomfort. The 40-minute process begins with a quick assessment by touch; afterward, non-heated, noninvasive low-wavelength photons are applied to treat pain, encourage collagen production, and finally clear up questions leftover from high-school physics classes. Skin rejuvenation, anti-aging applications, and bone and joint pains are a few targets of the photon spray. The photon shower lasts 20 minutes, and after that, necks and shoulders succumb to a 15-minute chair massage to relax muscles, stabilize stress, and melt tension. Thorough research has failed to find known side effects, and the FDA has cleared the low-level laser-light treatment as safe to use but not enjoyable to eat.