Humankind has been playing with fire for years; now we can harness the bronzing essence of the fiery sun in the form of a gentle mist, proving once and for all our dominance over the weak, inanimate solar system. Celebrate your supremacy with today's Groupon: for $14, you get one full-body airbrush tan at Sunless Perfection Airbrush Tanning Studio (up to a $31 value). This Groupon can only be used at the downtown location on North Tejon Street.

Sunless Perfection Airbrush Tanning Studio shuns the sun’s dermis-damaging rays, opting to bronze bodies with a customizable UV-free mist. Much like TV viewers can adjust their set’s brightness to customize the look of a newscaster’s toupee, pigment masters can tailor an airbrush tan to three levels of darkness and a gold, silver, red, or green shimmer. Additionally, a choice of six scents such as citrus, coconut, and chocolate stimulates onlookers’ appreciation through the extrasensory gift of smell-seeing.

For best results, arrive at Sunless Perfection freshly showered, shaven, and exfoliated, and don't apply any lotions, cosmetics, or deodorant before your appointment. Spray-tan appointments at Sunless Perfection take about 15–20 minutes total (airbrushing lasts only five minutes), and the fast-dry formula makes it safe for clients to dress in loose-fitting garments within moments of their mist.