Pets, like children, require proper care and attention to ensure they don't get bored and bite the mailman. Pamper furry ankle biters with today's Groupon to The Pampered Pet Hotel & Spa. Choose from the following options:
• For $15, you get bathing and brushing for a small dog up to 20 pounds (a $30 value).
• For $25, you get $50 worth of bathing and a haircut for a small dog up to 20 pounds.
• For $34, you get dog-boarding accommodations in a standard-size room for two nights (up to a $68 value).
Staffed 24/7 by trained professionals, The Pampered Pet lavishes labradors with soft padded floors, air conditioning, and luxurious organic grooming services. All grooming services commence with indulgent lavender and oatmeal baths, followed by an organic shampoo in scents such as revitalizing eucalyptus and cooling herbal mint. Treat terriers to a bath and brush, and they’ll enjoy a brush out, hand dry, nail trim, and eye and ear cleaning. The bath-and-light-trim option also gets canines an added haircut, teeth cleaning, and conditioning coat spray ($45); both services can remove the unconscionable stench of that which he or she encounters in his or her daily stinkromp.
For overnight sojourns, The Pampered Pet's standard dog suite comforts homesick hounds with a deluxe bed and fleece cover, climate control, and calming ambient music. Trainers will give pups two walks per day before returning guests to their sleeping quarters, which also come equipped with a night light to soothe Fido when he wakes up frightened from a nightmare about attending obedience school fully clothed.
The Pampered Pet Hotel & Spa
There's a world of difference between a hotel and simple room and board. The Pampered Pet Hotel & Spa, therefore, seeks to replicate the former experience for beloved pets. Created as a sanctuary where families could leave pets for a brief period or entire vacations, the facility hosts dogs of all sizes in daycare areas complete with toys and sociable buddies. At night, hotel guests retire to rooms equipped with beds, sound systems for ambient noise, and, in some cases, TVs that soothe or entertain anxious animals. All of these rooms can be monitored online via web cam by owners who think they may have glimpsed Ginger on a crowded piazza in Venice. Spa visits can also be scheduled for dogs in need of grooming, which can range from a bath and blow-dry to a complete package featuring teeth brushing and a fashionable bow or bandanna.