What You'll Get
The majority of real-life lasers are productive members of society, contrary to their negative Hollywood portrayals as family shrinkers and stealers of guns’ jobs. Discover the truth with today’s Groupon to The Plastic Surgery Clinic in Manhattan. Choose from the following options:
- For $99, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on one small area (a $600 value).
- For $299, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on one medium area (a $1,200 value).
- For $399, you get six laser hair-removal treatments on one large area (a $1,800 value).<p>
Under the supervision of a board-certified plastic surgeon, aestheticians at The Plastic Surgery Clinic use IPL lasers to quickly and thoroughly remove patches of unwanted hair as clients lie comfortably atop body-length treatment chairs. Although treatments typically conclude within 15 to 30 minutes, initial appointments may last up to an hour, so clients have ample time to fill out paperwork and longingly gaze into the receptionist’s eyes. During each session, specialists scan the skin with intense pulsed light that absorbs into the melanin of hair follicles, destroying them at the root. The application of antibiotic ointments and moisturizers follows the treatment, soothing away skin irritation while clients sip on complimentary soda, coffee, or hot chocolate. Visits must be spaced three to four weeks apart to account for varying cycles of hair growth and trade restrictions with the planet Xenon where the laser fuel is purchased.
The Fine Print
Promotional value expires Jan 30, 2013. Amount paid never expires. Limit 1 per person, may buy 1 additional as a gift. Limit 1 per visit. Valid only for option purchased. 24hr cancellation notice required. New clients only. Valid only for select treatment areas. Must use all treatments on same area. Treatments are non-transferable. Merchant is solely responsible to purchasers for the care and quality of the advertised goods and services.