Since the invention of inflation, prices for groceries have skyrocketed and rivers have become traversable. Enjoy the scenic side of economics with today's Groupon: for $49, you get a 90-minute electric boat rental, which comfortably seats up to 12 passengers, at Adventures Boat Rentals in Newport Beach (a $120 value).
Adventures Boat Rentals provides a wide variety of wave-faring watercrafts for cruising the temperate waters of Newport Harbor. Captain your electric-powered vessel while drinking in the scenery surrounding Newport Beach, or volunteer as first mate and lecture fellow crew members about the dangers of scurvy. Life jackets are included with the boat, ensuring swim-shy sailors and shipmates born with leaden bones that they will have a safe seafaring experience. Eating is permitted on board, though passengers lacking prodigious harpooning skills should bring their own pre-speared snacks, or wait to go on an after-voyage feast at one of the nearby restaurants.
Adventures Boat Rentals
Adventures Boat Rentals' sea-loving staff outfits the Newport Beach area with both self-propelled and electric-powered vessels. The Duffy-brand electric boats produce zero emissions and carry up to 12 passengers, and Adventures Boat Rentals’ paddleboards and kayaks only produce a soft squeal when passengers board. The staff also equips each rider with a map of the harbor's restaurants to find grub after their adventure.