Alternative Health Services Massage Therapy


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60-minute Swedish massage uses long, flowing strokes to wrestle stress from tight muscles

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Like the three branches of government, bodies, minds, and souls often find themselves in contentious disagreement over how much wine is too much wine in a voting booth. Reconcile triune tribunals with today’s Groupon: for $37, you get a 60-minute Swedish massage at Alternative Health Services Massage Therapy in Latham (a $75 value).

Alternative Health Services Massage Therapy's licensed massage therapists knead away the stress, knots, and tightened coils from the backs and muscles of weary patients. During a one-hour massage, skilled hands stroke the flat muscular plains of strained and tight backs. The signature strokes of the Swedish massage abrogate tension by incorporating long, flowing movements to calm muscles and leave sinews as soothed as a newborn puppy whose owner just cooed a tender lullaby about biscuits, gravy, and existential purpose. Alternative Health Services Massage Therapy's staff further ups the relaxation ante by hosting the one-hour corporeal renaissances in the tranquility of private rooms.

Alternative Health Services Massage Therapy

At Alternative Health Services Massage Therapy, massage therapists understand their clients' desires to escape life's daily doldrums and provide a relaxing space of total tranquility. The massage therapy menu features almost 10 different types of massage, including both therapeutic and energy-based treatments. Add-ons such as aromatherapy and reiki enhance massages in private treatment rooms, where licensed and experienced therapists trade in scripted massages for custom techniques, varied pressures, and a trashcan to throw away excess muscle knots.

Customer Reviews

Enjoyed the technique of a a veteran masseuse with a genuinely gracious spirit.
Kurt R. · January 19, 2013
The therapist was wonderful and very helpful.
Karen G. · November 7, 2012
A wonderful experience; beyond what I had hoped for. My massage was personalized just for me and I felt better afterwards than I ever have after massages elsewhere. The "retreat room" was another special touch. I will definitely return!
Cheryl H. · September 23, 2012
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Thank you and I'm honored to have met you.
Merchant replied · September 26, 2012

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